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The Writing Secrets Conspiracy Theorists Don’t Want You To Know

Feb 5

Posted by Andrew in Copywriting | 3 Comments

Photo by The Sunday Sport

Photo by The Sunday Sport

This post will change your life. It will shake your beliefs to the core.

Make sure you read this quickly. I’m not sure how long it’ll stay up before the CIA, Illuminati and those Lizard Men that David Icke dribbles about will find this and shut it down.

The information I have to share with you is so sensitive, I dare not put it on the front page of my website. So check who’s standing behind you, run your spyware filter and prepare to clear your cache. Then click more. Good Luck.

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BT Homehub 2.0 Problems – A Tragedy in One Part

Nov 28

Posted by Andrew in Miscellania | 1 Comment

BT - Extremly (sic) Efficient

BT - Extremly (sic) Efficient

Below is the details of a survey I filled in on the BT website, having had the misfortune of speaking to one of their technical support staff. Funnily enough, if you click all the negative boxes, they won’t accept your feedback.

So rather than keep it between me and British (although outsourced to any country that we don’t have to pay a fair wage to) Telecom, I thought I’d go down the open letter route.
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ReTweeting – A Handy Guide (for the benefit of Lisa Barone)

Nov 19

Posted by Andrew in Social Media | 3 Comments

Given that Lisa Barone’s doom-laden hyperbole has spread through Twitter faster than a case of the clap, you may well have read that Twitter’s New ReTweet Feature Sucks.

Apparently, the new RT button (that you don’t have to use and have survived without for the past year or so) is the harbinger of the apocalypse. That’s right. War, Death, Famine and Poor ReTweet Functionality are upon us, and the end of days is here.
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The Problem With Social Media? You’re Doing It Wrong.

Nov 2

Posted by Andrew in Social Media | 3 Comments

photo by Robert Couse-Baker

photo by Robert Couse-Baker

Twitter’s in the news again. The bloodlust of the Social Media mob hasn’t been sated by the ritual sacrifice of AA Gill and Jan Moir, and they’ve moved on to targeting regular users who dare to speak against our celebrity overlords.

Funnily enough, those paid to disseminate information and opinion have leapt on the “Social Media Bad” bandwagon. Newspaper columnists have been quick to condemn social media as an unruly gang of ravening nutters just waiting to whip out the pitchforks.

Now users of social media sites know that the above isn’t true, but what is the problem with Twitter, Facebook and their ilk? Simple.

You’re doing it wrong.
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