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So, You Want To Be A Writer?

So, You Want To Be A Writer?

So, you want to be a writer? But what exactly do you want to write? Thanks to the Unmemorable Title "So You Want To Be A Writer?" flowchart, you'll know just what path to follow.
Unmemorable Title - Now Available on Facebook

Unmemorable Title – Now Available on Facebook

That’s right folks! Unmemorable Title is now available on Facebook. Wow! What does that mean? It means that you no longer have to rely on Twitter, RSS feeds, visiting the site on a whim or checking for updates on SERPd to get the latest content from Unmemorable Title. You can now get updates and comments...
No, I'm Not Going to Read Your Blog

No, I’m Not Going to Read Your Blog

You're desperate for me to read your blog. I can tell. But guess what? You may as well stop wasting my time and yours, because it'll be a cold day in hell before I read your blog post.
Grubbing Peons of Twitter, Bow Down to Your #TwitRelief Masters!

Grubbing Peons of Twitter, Bow Down to Your #TwitRelief Masters!

Comic Relief is a good cause. But has their ill-judged #twitrelief campaign turned the tide of public opinion against them? Forgoing the usual bath of beans, the Comic Relief organisers have found a new way for the great and the good to demean themselves for charity. By talking to dirty, pointless scrubbers like you.
This Post Is Donated to The Alzheimer's Society

This Post Is Donated to The Alzheimer’s Society

Was My Copyblogger Guest Post a Failure?

Was My Copyblogger Guest Post a Failure?

You may not have heard, but on February 22nd I had a guest slot on probably the most prominent copywriting blog in the world. But did I reap the benefits that guest posting is supposed to bring?
Sheen On, You Crazy Diamond

Sheen On, You Crazy Diamond

Charlie Sheen. Madman or genius? Unhinged drug user or philosopher extraordinaire? That's the most important question of the day. And I think you all know what the answer is. He's a genius, and he's going to make you a better blogger.
How You're Killing Your Credibility With List Posts

How You’re Killing Your Credibility With List Posts

Those of you who write three or more list posts a month aren't going to like this, so I suggest you skip to the end and leave an angry comment. But if you're worried about providing great content, building a solid reputation, or just not coming across as a fool, you need to move on....
I'm Guesting on Copyblogger Today

I’m Guesting on Copyblogger Today

If you're looking for some great advice on how to mess up your big guest posting opportunity, you're in luck. I've used my big guest posting opportunity over at Copyblogger to explain how you too can blow your big chance. Hopefully I've not blown my big chance in the process.
Your Questions Answered: What Degree Is Best For A Copywriter?

Your Questions Answered: What Degree Is Best For A Copywriter?

Monday Question: What Degree is Best For a Copywriter? This is the question people have been putting into Google. So if you're wondering what course you need to apply for to make a splash as a copywriter, read on.
There's a Mouse On Me TV, What Am I Gonna Do?

There’s a Mouse On Me TV, What Am I Gonna Do?

There's a battle going on in your living room. On one side is the impressionable language centre of your poor innocent child's brain. And on the other is a small woolly mouse that speaks in patois. That little Rastamouse is going to destroy the way your child uses the English language to the point that they'll...
SEO TLC – Giving Your Website a Valentine’s Gift

SEO TLC – Giving Your Website a Valentine’s Gift

It's Valentine's Day. But when it comes to your website, a bunch of roses and some petrol station chocolates won't get you far. No, if you want to show your site some love, you'll need to swap Tender Loving Care for Search Engine Optimisation.