Monthly archive August, 2009

Signal to Noise – Is Your Twitter Feed Alienating People?

Twitter is no longer new and exciting. Over the past few months it's developed into a valuable marketing recourse that can generate huge amounts of traffic and whip up real interest from otherwise untapped sources.

Dr Frankenstein’s Top Five Social Media Mashups

Having read Kieron Hughes’ article on Twitter vs Facebook on his SEO blog (and discussing mashups with Roger Davies this morning), I’ve been thinking about what could be gained from combining different social media sites. Read on for a veritable Frankenstein’s laboratory of crimes agains the Internet.

The Guardian’s Guide to Spotting Racism in Adverts – Look for Meerkats

I'm from Salford. I pronounce market as "mar-ki'." My significant other is from Hale Barns and pronounces market as "marr-kit". That's about 15 miles. Now I'm no expert on Eastern European pronunciation, but I think that pronunciation will be as markedly different in Talin and Astana as it is in Brussels and Lisbon.

Introducing The World’s Worst Copywriters

  It’s said that copywriters have to do with the written word what good salespeople do verbally. Most of the time we work like car salespeople – someone will wander into our website or showroom, wondering if they should part with their hard-earned cash. We’ll then use our tricks, techniques and wiles to worm our...

How Not to Deal With Clients – The Rafa Benitez Method

Do you know what Rafa Benitez should have said after watching his title chasing Liverpool side sink to a 2-1 defeat at the hands of the mediocre Tottenham Hotspur? The magic words that would have let him walk away from a potentially embarassing defeat with his head held high?

The Essential Writer’s Reading List

Am I working on cultivating a network of like-minded bloggers, and supporting their work as much as I hope they’ll support mine? The answer, it seems, is yes.

How You Too Can Make Your Products Self-Important, Behind-The-Times and Dull

Blackberry Loves U2. And on the face of it, it's easy to see why. In a world where the young and hip all have iPhones, the Blackberry seems to be the preserve of slightly stuffy middle-aged men whose best days are firmly behind them. So what better way to revitalise their brand than entering into a...

The Great Twitter Conspiracy

Thursday August 6th, 2009. A day that will forever live in infamy. Forces unknown launched a devastating Denial of Service attack on Twitter, forcing millions worldwide to resort to emails, telephones and doing some work. As of yet, the perpetrators of this crime are still unknown. Commenters across the web have pointed accusing fingers of blame...

Why Twitter’s Going To Produce Copywriters Who Will Rock Your Socks

We've all done it. Tweeted an innoccuous comment about being bored to tears by people writing blog entries telling us how Twitter will change the universe via some convoluted means or other. Next thing you know, some smart-alec copywriter's gone and put together a blog post about how terrible Twitter is for humanity.

Five Simple Steps to Successful SEO

Search Engine Optimisation (SEO) can seem like an arcane science, wreathed in jargon and confused by conflicting advice. However, used properly, it can be one of the most effective methods of online marketing. Get to grips with the five simple SEO basics, and you’ll find SEO is a lot like riding a bike – lycra...